Oolong is Headstrong in the Sidelong Singsong

shorm:

So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’

I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.

did-you-kno:

Source

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value

i don’t get it

It's all very West Side Story: kennedyclintonkat: metatron walks into a random office in heaven and...

kennedyclintonkat:

metatron walks into a random office in heaven and sees a dozen desks situated in a half-circle facing the door. it’s odd, though, because the large leather swivel chairs all have their backs situated to him.
“hello?” he calls out, hesitantly.

as one, the chairs swirl…

(Source: crackedchassis)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

typoned:

how in the heck

this makes me very emotional

(Source: jamais-deux-sans-trois)

thischick25:

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

Everybody’s looking for Soumaintrain